Retro Road Trip Enthusiast T-Shirts

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

How am I abducting?

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Early Colour TV

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Kardiff.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Yes, That Was The Exit

Computer Class.

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

'It's an antique!'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Be open to help.

Recalculating!

1950's.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"