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'I might not pass the test these days, but you wouldn't pass your girl-guide map reading test these days either.'

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

You had me at vintage.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Valet park only"

Chicken Road Crossing

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'Let me look at that map...'

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Lady visiting the 1862 International Exhibition fands that the omnibuses ruin her crinolines

The Bonvoy Age...

1930's bather.

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

'Great, we're lost! What is it with you men and not stopping to ask for directions?'

"Okay...maybe it's true... Maybe I should get the kids out of the house more often."

The weekend getaway.

'Do you have anywhere abroad, but like England in 1957.'

"I don't understand it; when I was his age I was out all day abducting..."

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

Whip-Behind.

The Clean old Days.

As kids in the car scream, 'Dad! when are we going to be there!?!' and 'Mom! I need to go to the bathroom!!!' they pass a sign that says, 'There, 500 Miles, Next Bathroom 600 Miles.'

Easier Said Than Done.

"Hi it's me. I'm on a camel train."

I get my kicks on route 66! No other man shall go through!

Jims Motor Lodge Renovated! Enjoy WiFi on your vibrating bed!

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

'Backseat folds out to a bed in case you run out of gas on the way home.'

"And as you can see, the spare log has never been used."

Dog retirement in Florida.