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'I might not pass the test these days, but you wouldn't pass your girl-guide map reading test these days either.'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"What old school? This is my life."

You had me at vintage.

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"Valet park only"

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Chicken Road Crossing

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Let me look at that map...'

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Lady visiting the 1862 International Exhibition fands that the omnibuses ruin her crinolines

1930's bather.

The Bonvoy Age...

60s vs. Over-60s camper van

"Okay...maybe it's true... Maybe I should get the kids out of the house more often."

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

'Great, we're lost! What is it with you men and not stopping to ask for directions?'

The weekend getaway.

"I don't understand it; when I was his age I was out all day abducting..."

'Do you have anywhere abroad, but like England in 1957.'

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

The Clean old Days.

Whip-Behind.

As kids in the car scream, 'Dad! when are we going to be there!?!' and 'Mom! I need to go to the bathroom!!!' they pass a sign that says, 'There, 500 Miles, Next Bathroom 600 Miles.'

"Hi it's me. I'm on a camel train."

I get my kicks on route 66! No other man shall go through!

Easier Said Than Done.

Jims Motor Lodge Renovated! Enjoy WiFi on your vibrating bed!

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

'Backseat folds out to a bed in case you run out of gas on the way home.'

Dog retirement in Florida.