Vintage Road Tripper T-Shirts

I get my kicks on route 66! No other man shall go through!

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now here's a place I like!'

Motor Tourism

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Camping.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Sometimes Y Turn

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Exit Next Left

Inflating Boobs.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Route 666

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

"Valet park only"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"