Vintage Road Tripper T-Shirts

I get my kicks on route 66! No other man shall go through!

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now here's a place I like!'

Motor Tourism

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Camping.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Sometimes Y Turn

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Exit Next Left

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Route 666

Inflating Boobs.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"Valet park only"