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"I think we need a new map book, my Latin is a bit rusty these days."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Motor Tourism

"What old school? This is my life."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Now here's a place I like!'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Camping.

You had me at vintage.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Sometimes Y Turn

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Route 666

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Exit Next Left

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Inflating Boobs.

"Valet park only"

"My guess it's guacamole."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."