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"I think we need a new map book, my Latin is a bit rusty these days."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Motor Tourism

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now here's a place I like!'

"What old school? This is my life."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

You had me at vintage.

Camping.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Sometimes Y Turn

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

"Valet park only"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Exit Next Left

"My guess it's guacamole."

Inflating Boobs.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Route 666