Retro Road Tripper Prints

"Are we there yet?"

'Let me look at that map...'

The Clean old Days.

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

Jims Motor Lodge Renovated! Enjoy WiFi on your vibrating bed!

Excess Baggage: In the old days, folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a 'vacation'.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Motor Tourism

"What old school? This is my life."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now here's a place I like!'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Camping.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

You had me at vintage.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Sometimes Y Turn

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Exit Next Left

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Inflating Boobs.

"Valet park only"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Route 666