Road Tripster Prints

"Valet park only"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Motor Tourism

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Now here's a place I like!'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Kardiff.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Are we broke yet?'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Camping.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Sometimes Y Turn

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'