Road Trippers Prints

As kids in the car scream, 'Dad! when are we going to be there!?!' and 'Mom! I need to go to the bathroom!!!' they pass a sign that says, 'There, 500 Miles, Next Bathroom 600 Miles.'

The weekend getaway.

Dog retirement in Florida.

A car is driving down the road with a nervous looking man in the passenger seat; a sign in the car's back window reads "Big Baby on Board".

Travelers see billboard: 'The Long Haul ... Next 2700 Miles'

Now here's a place I like

'Tell me what we're getting away from again?'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Welcome signs 'Beaverville, montana'

"Okay...maybe it's true... Maybe I should get the kids out of the house more often."

Chicken Road Crossing

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Motor Tourism

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Camping.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Sometimes Y Turn

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Route 666

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

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Inflating Boobs.