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Carriage sliding on ice

Man met with a horse instead of a carriage at the railway station

Drag carriage mistaken for a circus caravan

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Sir Winston Churchill

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Second hand furniture.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Walking Luggage.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Fight or Flight

'Are we there yet?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

The World's Easiest Airport

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Tourists in Egypt

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."