Luxury Travel Buff Pillows

Learjet

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"First class, or with children?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

La Table

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Be open to help.

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"Oh, it was lovely down there. Two golf courses, miles of unspoiled beaches, an air of quiet elegance..."

Western Outfitters.

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

The Desert Island Package