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Learjet

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"First class, or with children?"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

La Table

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

Be open to help.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

Western Outfitters.

The Ladies Who Lurch.

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"Oh, it was lovely down there. Two golf courses, miles of unspoiled beaches, an air of quiet elegance..."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

The Desert Island Package