Tourism Buff T-Shirts

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Miniature removal van in miniature village

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

Roadside attraction Ocala, Fl

EARTH baseball hat

"Not only do I curse you but your descendants also. Know that they will be so heavily taxed they'll be forced to open this castle as a tourist attraction!"

Slugs in Bath

The first ever house-price bore lived here.

A bloke went up with a rope, and disappeared.

Relax, we're friendly. Earth is on our 20-planet tour.

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

The Zoo.

The Vineyard

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Airlines

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Beach con-man.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Culture Saturday

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

World Tour.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Fishing sign.