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Scat nav.

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Look! No hands!"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"That is an outrageous slur."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

Piano Keyboard

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Be open to help.

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Western Outfitters.

"Oh, it was lovely down there. Two golf courses, miles of unspoiled beaches, an air of quiet elegance..."

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Doggy conductor

'We had to donwsize.'