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"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Look! No hands!"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"That is an outrageous slur."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Kritik's Korner

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Elvis Presley

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Piano Keyboard

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Be open to help.

"Oh, it was lovely down there. Two golf courses, miles of unspoiled beaches, an air of quiet elegance..."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

Western Outfitters.

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Doggy conductor

'We had to donwsize.'