Religion And Music Buff Gifts

Eurovision Hymn Contest

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"That is an outrageous slur."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Piano Keyboard

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Doggy conductor

'We had to donwsize.'

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Chill Out Worshippers!

David Bowie

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

Diagram of a dark matter halo around a saint.

The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!

"Son, I've asked Mr. Puffer to instruct you on the finer points of classical as your new tooter."

'Reports of my abstinence have been slightly exaggerated. . . I read somewhere that smoking and drinking are bad for you. . . so I gave up reading.'

Bell Hop

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

"Now she's saying there'll have to be an pre-nuptial agreement."