Religion & Culture Buff Gifts

Priest Halloween costume for boy.

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

Chill Out Worshippers!

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Diagram of a dark matter halo around a saint.

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!

Eurovision Hymn Contest

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

'What would you say if I told you there's a way to fit all of that on just one tablet?'

'Is it organic?'

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

"And Adam and Eve saw that they were naked, and they were ashamed."

Alcoholics drink alone... or with others!

'Well now, there's a coincidence. We're Adam and Yves too!'

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

'Do you have any coupons?'

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"An apple? Doesn't he have any pizza?"

'Okay, just be patient -- it could be months before they learn to obey all of these.'

'It's a popular misconception, but in fact, it's always been 'cod'.'

"Did we get the line item veto?"

World Religions 101. Today's lecture is about minor denominations --- Stop calling it "sects education"!

Ducks crossing the Red Sea.

'The church offering was really down this week, we received three I.O.U.'s.'

"Must've been a candy apple. I can't believe Adam and Eve would do us in for plain fruit."

Promised Land Directory.

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.