Religion & Culture Buff Pillows

Priest Halloween costume for boy.

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

Chill Out Worshippers!

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

Diagram of a dark matter halo around a saint.

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

'What would you say if I told you there's a way to fit all of that on just one tablet?'

'Is it organic?'

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

'It's a popular misconception, but in fact, it's always been 'cod'.'

'Okay, just be patient -- it could be months before they learn to obey all of these.'

"And Adam and Eve saw that they were naked, and they were ashamed."

Alcoholics drink alone... or with others!

'Well now, there's a coincidence. We're Adam and Yves too!'

'Do you have any coupons?'

"Did we get the line item veto?"

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

Ducks crossing the Red Sea.

'Jesus? Jesus who?'

"Must've been a candy apple. I can't believe Adam and Eve would do us in for plain fruit."

'The church offering was really down this week, we received three I.O.U.'s.'

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.