Religion And Tradition Buff Pillows

'Breaking news, an E.U. directive is moving pancake Tuesday to Thursday...'

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"OMG, LOL!"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Dogma

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

"God works in mysterious ways."

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

Chill Out Worshippers!

"And for only $19.99 I can give you my super bowl pick."

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

Diagram of a dark matter halo around a saint.

'Is there a God? God knows...'

The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!

Eurovision Hymn Contest

'Sometimes I scare myself when I realize that I always was and always will be.'

Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors.

'One day, son, all this will be yours.'

"Welcome to the after-party."

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

'Is it organic?'

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

"Christ, party of thirteen!"

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

'Okay, just be patient -- it could be months before they learn to obey all of these.'