Religion And Philosophy Buff Pillows

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"If Jesus had gone to Law School" - "Let him who is without sin cast the first lawsuit"

'Well now, there's a coincidence. We're Adam and Yves too!'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Jean-Paul Sartre

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Paul Ree

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"OMG, LOL!"

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

Dogma

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Psychologist's receptionist to man: 'I'm afraid I cancelled your appointment - the doctor has decided you don't exist.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."