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'Wait, you mean there's only one Pope at a time? In the whole world!?'

"And for only $19.99 I can give you my super bowl pick."

The 1st annual pet baptism was also the last

"Is there an audio edition?"

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'

The wedding cake as Holy Sacrament.

'Is this seat saved?' Fundamentalism Gone Awry.

At home with the Pope.

Pope Benedict at Easter

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

Some catholic like it hot

'Sir, you're not going to believe this but the vatican is preparing to move into our territory.'

"Mom does this for everyone's birthday, if you don't applaud, no dessert for a week."

"Son, once your grandma wore these shoes. I wore them after her, and now I will give them to you because I think they fit your dresses perfectly."

'Breaking news, an E.U. directive is moving pancake Tuesday to Thursday...'

"Just saying, guys, I think there's been a bit of a mix up!"

"It's what I was appointed Head Master for - to bring this place kicking and screaming into the nineteenth century."

"Three kings and we still can't get a room upgrade?"

'Get Offa My Lawn!'

Minister taking a bath in the baptistery.

'Idiot.'

Big Brother in Monastery.

A big snake swallows Saint Patrick

Computer screen says 'Have you been naughty/nice?' Santa says to elf: 'The kids send very few letters since you set up that website.'

Papal elections.

Pope Benedict XVI resigns.

Home school's out for summer.

The Annual Chanukah Dilemma

"Any chance of a tidy-up round the back and sides while you're at it?"

"Look! In Greece, St. Basil fills children's shoes with presents for New Year's Day!"

"Who broke my St. Pius figurine?"

Celebration of Pope Francis's First Year as Pope.

'What do you mean, you don't like buffalo?'

Pope still on tight shedule.

"Do you know what happened to my St. Pius figurine?"