Catholic Tradition Pillows

"Who broke my St. Pius figurine?"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Pearly King and Queen

"I love these old decorations!"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Out of kilter.

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

All-Candy Seder.

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

Baptism Then and Now

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

Folk Wedding

"It was her mothers"

Christmas on Other Planets.

Midwest Winter Items.

R.C.I.A.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"