Monastic Tradition Lover Pillows

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Trappist Monk Discord

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Folk Wedding

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Maypole

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

Dear Diary

Shavuot - Like!

"Straighten up that tonsure."

Time for Tea

Queen reigning.

First Marriage.

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

Two friars ringing bells

Happy Hogmanay!

"We had this last year."

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

'4th Sunday before Easter... and 5th before my holiday!'

'Now that we're all comfy Running Elk will read the minutes of the last meeting.'

'Get Offa My Lawn!'

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"