Catholic Tradition Lover Pillows

'Idiot.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Folk Wedding

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Maypole

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

'...and another thing, Holy Father, do we call them the 'Falklands' or the 'Malvinas'?'

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

Shavuot - Like!

Time for Tea

Queen reigning.

Happy Hogmanay!

Two friars ringing bells

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

Pope Benedict at Easter

First Marriage.

At home with the Pope.

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"We had this last year."

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

'4th Sunday before Easter... and 5th before my holiday!'

Some catholic like it hot

"Just saying, guys, I think there's been a bit of a mix up!"

"It's terribly old fashioned I admit, but I've fallen for a white middle class, male."

Menno Simons (Mennonism)

'Get Offa My Lawn!'

'Now that we're all comfy Running Elk will read the minutes of the last meeting.'

'Wait, you mean there's only one Pope at a time? In the whole world!?'