Catholic Tradition Lover Gifts

'Idiot.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Folk Wedding

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Maypole

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'...and another thing, Holy Father, do we call them the 'Falklands' or the 'Malvinas'?'

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

Shavuot - Like!

Time for Tea

Queen reigning.

First Marriage.

At home with the Pope.

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

Two friars ringing bells

Happy Hogmanay!

Pope Benedict at Easter

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"We had this last year."

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

'4th Sunday before Easter... and 5th before my holiday!'

Some catholic like it hot

"It's terribly old fashioned I admit, but I've fallen for a white middle class, male."

"Just saying, guys, I think there's been a bit of a mix up!"

Menno Simons (Mennonism)

'Now that we're all comfy Running Elk will read the minutes of the last meeting.'

'Get Offa My Lawn!'