Christian Traditions Admirer Gifts

"Three kings and we still can't get a room upgrade?"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

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Gluten-free Santa

Choirboy

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

Two friars ringing bells

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'4th Sunday before Easter... and 5th before my holiday!'

Menno Simons (Mennonism)

"Uh Oh! Looks like you're being un-friended."

'Do you think the legal profession is modern and forward-thinking, Sir?'

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

"Just saying, guys, I think there's been a bit of a mix up!"

Dog carrying a bone on his head.

You are invited to Jesus The Launch Party.

'Idiot.'

John Bunyan

'What if the Virgin Mary hadn't gone along with the idea?'

"You mind signing this? My kid's is a big fan."

The Nun and Hot Cross Buns

'The Good Book makes mention of losers like yourself.'

"I would get baptized, but I have a strange fear of water."

Motherhood and Apple Pie.

"Third marriage."

Cheesus

Women Preachers? Gay relationships? Let's pray for guidance.

Pope Francis