Christian Traditions Admirer Gifts

"Three kings and we still can't get a room upgrade?"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

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Gluten-free Santa

Choirboy

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

Two friars ringing bells

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'4th Sunday before Easter... and 5th before my holiday!'

Menno Simons (Mennonism)

"Hi! Is this Jesus of Nazarath, son of David? This is Stan. We're family! I found you on Ancestry."

"You know what happens you ASSUME?!"

'Do you think the legal profession is modern and forward-thinking, Sir?'

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

"Uh Oh! Looks like you're being un-friended."

"Just saying, guys, I think there's been a bit of a mix up!"

Dog carrying a bone on his head.

'Idiot.'

"I would get baptized, but I have a strange fear of water."

'The Good Book makes mention of losers like yourself.'

"You mind signing this? My kid's is a big fan."

The Nun and Hot Cross Buns

You are invited to Jesus The Launch Party.

Baptism by fire, baptism by water.

'What if the Virgin Mary hadn't gone along with the idea?'

John Bunyan

Holy Butterfly.

Motherhood and Apple Pie.

Cheesus

Pope Francis

Women Preachers? Gay relationships? Let's pray for guidance.