Family Traditions Admirer Gifts

Motherhood and Apple Pie.

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'I've turned into my mother.'

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"My dad was really good at showing me how to throw poo. He was just never any good at explaining exactly why I should be throwing it."

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

'Are you on any medication other than your Grandma's chicken soup?'

"I'm pretty sure your grandma's secret apple pie recipe is not considered an unauthorized classified document."

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

'What do you mean, you don't want to dry grapes in the sun for dessert wines, like your father? He's a big success--and only 32!'

"Thank you for coming with me. This is a sacred family tradition."

Christening

"Dad...how do you know when to stop?"

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

'In a surprise move today, the Kennedy family applied for statehood.'

"Mom does this for everyone's birthday, if you don't applaud, no dessert for a week."

"Son, once your grandma wore these shoes. I wore them after her, and now I will give them to you because I think they fit your dresses perfectly."

'The first one didn't work. I need another goodnight kiss.'

'He'll make an ideal husband-we could do with those feet in the family'.

'You knew he was going into the family business when you married him.'

Boys watching a christening

"And that's how great grandma braided her fish."

"If you close your eyes, it sounds like the dinners Gram used to open."

"When you said you were cooking up a big 'tom', I assumed..."

Mr. Haredale bestows his niece's hand

Christmas morning through the ages.

"And to my nephew Scott, bold denier of climate change, I bequeath my north shore bungalow."

A chip off the old block

"But, Paw, I don't eat eggs or bacon anymore."