Family Heritage Admirer Gifts

"Before telling you my name, I want you to know, I was named after my grandmother!"

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Baby car seat for a Native American.

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Welsh Lady

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

Linda Carter played Wonder Woman on the odl TV show. Her dad was Irish-American and her mom was Mexican-American. Before that, she was Miss World USA. Before that, she was forced by her abuelita to eat beauty and muscle foods like rice and beans."

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.

European Loan to Greece

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."