Family Legacy Admirer Gifts

'In a surprise move today, the Kennedy family applied for statehood.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

Hillary Clinton

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'I inherited therefore I am'

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

Nelson Mandela

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

'I'm the father of our country.' 'Big Deal.' 'Yawn.' 'I'm the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.'

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”