Family Legacy Enthusiasts Gifts

'Just you wait till you have a Prince of Wales of your own!'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"It was her mothers"

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

'I inherited therefore I am'

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'

"Today in school we studied the great works of antiquity - the pyramids, the coliseum, the abandoned shopping mall on Route 6."

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

"One day Son all this will be yours."

"My kids may hate me, but my great-great-grandkids are going to love me."

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

"I don't want to be an alarmist, but there's a dumpster in the driveway."

"Hell, as Jean-Paul Sartre once said, is other peoples' inheritance tracks."

'I've brought my son in to show him the office.'

'In a surprise move today, the Kennedy family applied for statehood.'

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

'Someday, son, all this will be yours...batteries not included.'