Family Legacy Fan Gifts

'Longevity runs in our family -- my Dad is six foot three.'

At the market

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

"Careful George. You don't want to hurt our baby boy."

'Can you read this one for me? I have a book report on it tomorrow.'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

"Think about it: Toby's the only ram here, so we have to be half brothers!"

You never caw.

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

Freak Family.

Mom - You gave me the best years of your life.

"We moved here for the schools."

Yale shadow

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

My dad's teaching me how to mow the lawn, fish and use the grill, I'm teaching how to Google, text and use an ipod.

Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

'Wednesday wave.'

"As if we didn't already know too much about ourselves, we're having our DNA done."

"Oh, now I remember you. You live in that big shoe on the corner."

Restoration of mutual confidence between Mr. and Mrs. Micawber

BIG BUSINESS: "He's going places in this company - his father owns it!"

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

"Somehow, Daniel, you're not as cute as you used to be, and you're beginning to lose our attention."