Family Legacy Lover Gifts

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

"And to my nephew Scott, bold denier of climate change, I bequeath my north shore bungalow."

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'I inherited therefore I am'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

'I'm the father of our country.' 'Big Deal.' 'Yawn.' 'I'm the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.'

"Today in school we studied the great works of antiquity - the pyramids, the coliseum, the abandoned shopping mall on Route 6."

"Son, this is the key to success - it opens the room where we keep the money."