Family Heritage Lover Gifts

Mr. Haredale bestows his niece's hand

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"It was her mothers"

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

"I don't want to be a king like Dad - I want to be a pirate like Grandpa!"

Welsh Lady

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

"Papi, why do we celebrate Memorial Day?"

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.