Local Heritage Lover Gifts

Out of Town Theme Pub next to Rural Pub

Hadrian's Wall

"I made you a mixtape."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

Baby car seat for a Native American.

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

'I inherited therefore I am'

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

Welsh Lady

Established Clothing Stores

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

"Today in school we studied the great works of antiquity - the pyramids, the coliseum, the abandoned shopping mall on Route 6."

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.

"People don't live like that anymore."

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

Linda Carter played Wonder Woman on the odl TV show. Her dad was Irish-American and her mom was Mexican-American. Before that, she was Miss World USA. Before that, she was forced by her abuelita to eat beauty and muscle foods like rice and beans."

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."