Local Heritage Lover Gifts

Out of Town Theme Pub next to Rural Pub

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Hadrian's Wall

"I made you a mixtape."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Baby car seat for a Native American.

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

'I inherited therefore I am'

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Established Clothing Stores

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

Welsh Lady

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

"Today in school we studied the great works of antiquity - the pyramids, the coliseum, the abandoned shopping mall on Route 6."

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

"People don't live like that anymore."

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

'So what do you do?'