Family Heritage Enthusiast Gifts

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"I made you a mixtape."

Family DNA

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"It was her mothers"

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

Welsh Lady

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

"I don't want to be a king like Dad - I want to be a pirate like Grandpa!"

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.