Family Heritage Buff Gifts

Grandfather clock, grandmother clock, and grandson clock.

Several generations live together in Cuba

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

Nobody Upstages Trump!

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"Ma didn't want to leave out anyone."

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

The best time capsules are our children.

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"I don't want to be a king like Dad - I want to be a pirate like Grandpa!"

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

'My husband's ancestors did come over on the Mayflower. The scraped them off the bottom of the boat.'