Family Heritage Enthusiast T-Shirts

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"I made you a mixtape."

Family DNA

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"It was her mothers"

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

Welsh Lady

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

"I don't want to be a king like Dad - I want to be a pirate like Grandpa!"

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.