Family Heritage Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

Child speaking to her older brother and sister

"I made you a mixtape."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Family DNA

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

I always felt I should have been born into royalty, Doctor Kapuchnik. If it's any consolation, Al, you're a royal pain.

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

"I don't want to be a king like Dad - I want to be a pirate like Grandpa!"

Welsh Lady

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."