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'One day all this will be yours... thank god!'

'Your father just needs the will to live-tell him you're ready to take over the family business.'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'One day son, all this will not be yours.'

"Whenever I have a big decision to make, I ask myself, 'What would Dad do?'"

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"I really don't want kids, but my dad insists on me carrying on our family's long history of nepotism."

'Of course, son, you'll have to prove yourself. Flash your birth certificate around the consortium, that'll do the trick.'

"Three generations of football"

'Thanks for being a good dad to my dad's dad, so he was a good dad to my dad, so he was a good dad to me!'

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"It was her mothers"

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

'I inherited therefore I am'

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

"Today in school we studied the great works of antiquity - the pyramids, the coliseum, the abandoned shopping mall on Route 6."

'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

"One day Son all this will be yours."

"My kids may hate me, but my great-great-grandkids are going to love me."