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"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"It was her mothers"

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

'I inherited therefore I am'

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'

"Today in school we studied the great works of antiquity - the pyramids, the coliseum, the abandoned shopping mall on Route 6."

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

"One day Son all this will be yours."

"My kids may hate me, but my great-great-grandkids are going to love me."

Archaeologists discover 'Stonehinge'.

"I don't want to be an alarmist, but there's a dumpster in the driveway."

And remember son, never take your grandfather's picture down from the boardroom - it's bugged.

'In a surprise move today, the Kennedy family applied for statehood.'

'I've brought my son in to show him the office.'

'Someday, son, all this will be yours...batteries not included.'

'Your father just needs the will to live-tell him you're ready to take over the family business.'

'I'm only a consultant, but your father says that this will all be yours someday.'

'Some day son, all this will be up for grabs.'

"I'm immortal, son, so all this will never be yours."