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"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

"Grandma, can we skip the traditional Boo Boo Kissing this time? I sat on a tack."

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

'I've turned into my mother.'

'Are you on any medication other than your Grandma's chicken soup?'

"I'm pretty sure your grandma's secret apple pie recipe is not considered an unauthorized classified document."

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'What do you mean, you don't want to dry grapes in the sun for dessert wines, like your father? He's a big success--and only 32!'

"Dad...how do you know when to stop?"

"Thank you for coming with me. This is a sacred family tradition."

Christening

"Oh my! Kids, don't eat the house too quickly!"

"Son, once your grandma wore these shoes. I wore them after her, and now I will give them to you because I think they fit your dresses perfectly."

"Mom does this for everyone's birthday, if you don't applaud, no dessert for a week."

Yeah, I'm taking care of my parents now, too.

"It's not fair, mum. He just waits for me to finish, and then just says 'Ditto'."

"I'm mostly thankful for leftover halloween costumes."

'The first one didn't work. I need another goodnight kiss.'

"If you close your eyes, it sounds like the dinners Gram used to open."

'You knew he was going into the family business when you married him.'

"When you said you were cooking up a big 'tom', I assumed..."

Remember when the kids used to bust down our door at 6 a.m.? And we'd groan? They'd yell, "Time to open the presents!" Now look. It's 8 a.m.! Time to open the presents! Groan! Groan.

"And that's how great grandma braided her fish."

Faith is good, health is okay, great family and friends, we live in America!

Boys watching a christening

"This is the house I'm growing up in."

Christmas morning through the ages.

Motherhood and Apple Pie.

"But, Paw, I don't eat eggs or bacon anymore."

'Mum,are we born from an egg?' 'No honey. People bring us at night'

A chip off the old block