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'Mum,are we born from an egg?' 'No honey. People bring us at night'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Vlad the Inhaler

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire in a canoe.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"Which one is yours?"

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'