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What's your question for Ask Sadie? What's the most humane way to get squirrels out of my garden? Excellent question. It reminds me of the time one of my ancestors had a similar question. Ironically, she was a spunky flying-squirrel-like creature who prayed to the great acorn to do something about the triceratops that kept stomping her magnolias. My advice: Go great-acorn on those squirrels!!! Did that really happen? It's family lore! I don't question it!

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Vlad the Inhaler

A vampire in a canoe.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Bigfoot"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Which one is yours?"

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."