Family Lore Enthusiast Pillows

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Vlad the Inhaler

A vampire in a canoe.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"Which one is yours?"

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

Mephistopheles