Family Lore Lover Pillows

"This is your great-great-great grandfather Luis. He met your great-great-great-grandmother at the store where she worked. He was there to buy a lawn mower! She sold him a sheep. They hadn't invented law mowers."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Vlad the Inhaler

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Balding gnomes

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"The forest has been cleared, Little Red Riding Hood has gone because her grandma is now buying her stuff online and you're asking me why I started drinking? Seriously?"

Alternative Medicine.