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"That's your uncle Colin. He's the black sheep of the family."

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

Don Quixote

Falstaff

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

Newborn making the V-sign

William Tell in his younger years.

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

'Oh my, it's my sister's address! I'm delivering my own nephew!'

'My teacher has a good memory. She remembers what a rotten kid you were.'

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

Little Dutch Boy in an Hourglass

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."

"Sorry, Celesteville remains banned."

Robin Hood.

'Right, my lad - get down from there before you fall and break something!'

'My former employer gave me a plus score in being merry.'

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

'One medium curds-and-whey pizza for a Miss Muffet?'

Serf faints as apple is shot from his head by an arrow.

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and remus being adopted: I love them all the same...

Alice in Wonderland - The Gryphon.

What's your question for Ask Sadie? What's the most humane way to get squirrels out of my garden? Excellent question. It reminds me of the time one of my ancestors had a similar question. Ironically, she was a spunky flying-squirrel-like creature who prayed to the great acorn to do something about the triceratops that kept stomping her magnolias. My advice: Go great-acorn on those squirrels!!! Did that really happen? It's family lore! I don't question it!