Family Tales Enthusiast Gifts

"That's your uncle Colin. He's the black sheep of the family."

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

Don Quixote

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Falstaff

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Newborn making the V-sign

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

William Tell in his younger years.

'Oh my, it's my sister's address! I'm delivering my own nephew!'

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

'My teacher has a good memory. She remembers what a rotten kid you were.'

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."

Little Dutch Boy in an Hourglass

'My former employer gave me a plus score in being merry.'

Robin Hood.

"Sorry, Celesteville remains banned."

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Serf faints as apple is shot from his head by an arrow.

'Right, my lad - get down from there before you fall and break something!'

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

Through the Looking Glass - Humpty Dumpty and the Messenger.

Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and remus being adopted: I love them all the same...

'I walked 5 miles to school and on top of that, there were no vasectomies. In my day you got neutered!'

Alice in Wonderland - The Gryphon.