Family Storytelling Lover Gifts

Teddy had "health" at school. He doesn't need me. Ames. There's too much bad information floating around. That's for sure! It was mom who told us that babies come from a special hug god gives married people. You were 6!

True confessions.

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

The Poky Little Pupa.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

Little Princess.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

The Family Joules: Part 21

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Children's Party

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"What did Jesus order?"

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Jacques et Jille

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

'We're out of water, Jack. Time to go back up the hill to fetch a pail.'