Family Storytelling Lover Prints

True confessions.

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Little Princess.

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

Children's Party

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Jacques et Jille

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"What did Jesus order?"

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"