Family Folklore Enthusiast Gifts

'Mum,are we born from an egg?' 'No honey. People bring us at night'

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Vlad the Inhaler

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire in a canoe.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Bigfoot"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"