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"This is the house I'm growing up in."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Vlad the Inhaler

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

A vampire in a canoe.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Do I have to go out again!?"