Family Folklore Aficionados Gifts

"This is the house I'm growing up in."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Vlad the Inhaler

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

A vampire in a canoe.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Bigfoot"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation